Part one.
God-damn internet explorer.
Argh!
Andrew hits stop.
Internet explorer responds by freezing.
24 seconds later, a screen:
"Loading of the page was cancelled.
-What you can do:
-refresh the page."
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK, REALLY?
I think I would remember pressing stop.
So why present to me a 'remedy' for my own action?
"Oh but Andrew, you big baby, that's for when the connection drops out! Don't be such a fool!"
Shutup.
IF it is also for when the internet connection goes ass-plooey, then okay,yeah,sure,fine-BY-ME!
BUT!
Leave it as ONLY for when the connection drops out.
Otherwise, you have every Cheryl and Sharon going
"Huh? Daryll? Come in here! The internet's telling me to do something! Do we have a virus? Y'know, I got this forward from Sharon the other day about..."
NOW, Firefox, on the other hand, is perfect in EVERY WAY.
You hit stop, and firefox knows the score. It stops. It doesn't freeze or crash your other microsoft programs.
It is elegant, graceful, and most of all, smart.
Whereas internet explorer still thinks typing "www." and ".com" is still pretty neat.
Just...
please. If you still use IE, you can do one of--
actually, hold on. Let me explain it to you in terms you will no doubt understand.
"Internet Explorer is a problem and has crashed.God-damn internet explorer.
Argh!
Andrew hits stop.
Internet explorer responds by freezing.
24 seconds later, a screen:
"Loading of the page was cancelled.
-What you can do:
-refresh the page."
NO SHIT, SHERLOCK, REALLY?
I think I would remember pressing stop.
So why present to me a 'remedy' for my own action?
"Oh but Andrew, you big baby, that's for when the connection drops out! Don't be such a fool!"
Shutup.
IF it is also for when the internet connection goes ass-plooey, then okay,yeah,sure,fine-BY-ME!
BUT!
Leave it as ONLY for when the connection drops out.
Otherwise, you have every Cheryl and Sharon going
"Huh? Daryll? Come in here! The internet's telling me to do something! Do we have a virus? Y'know, I got this forward from Sharon the other day about..."
NOW, Firefox, on the other hand, is perfect in EVERY WAY.
You hit stop, and firefox knows the score. It stops. It doesn't freeze or crash your other microsoft programs.
It is elegant, graceful, and most of all, smart.
Whereas internet explorer still thinks typing "www." and ".com" is still pretty neat.
Just...
please. If you still use IE, you can do one of--
actually, hold on. Let me explain it to you in terms you will no doubt understand.
Please tell Mozilla about this problem.
Click the link below to download the latest version of Firefox.
Microsoft thanks you for your unexplainable loyalty, and kindly asks you to move on to a browser which will make you look smarter than a puddle of highlighter ink.
Link to download Firefox. "
So there.
Do it now, unless you already have.
That's it for today, but get ready for tomorrows "Get that out of my game store"
